Ralph Lauren doesn't appreciate that, Layla.

So Layla's at that age where she likes to crawl around nakie nakie. Trying to change her diaper while she's pretending to be an alligator is a joke, so when she escapes sometimes I don't even try and fight it. Go on with your bad self, I say. Be naked! Be free! And she laughs. Then she pees on my Ralph Lauren down comforter.