That damn crib sheet makes me feel like I fail at life. Seriously. I tuck under one side only for the other to pop up. WTF, crib sheet? Go ahead test my mommy skills why don't you.
So I pull the entire crib off the wall and get down to business. Lifting the crib bumper up and then the mattress and tucking that mothereffer of a sheet so far under the mattress it thinks it bought a one way ticket to mattress Australia. Don't mess with me crib sheet!
After fighting for a good 20 minutes and being more winded then when I run 5 miles, the crib sheet is on. I win! Until I realize that shit isn't on tight enough.... But it's on. Hahaha. I'm in denial - the crib sheet is mocking me.
I'll get you, sheet. One day. One day.
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